I'm at School. So What?

I'm about to go on amazon.com and buy every Nirvana album used. They will deliver these to my apartment where a slew of prostitutes who probably do not own a cd player will steal them off my front porch and I will wonder what happened to them while they pawn them off for some crack. I will contact the administrators of the Amazon site who will tell me that I should have received a confirmation email saying it was already mailed and there is no insurance on these items.

Please keep all of the above information under your hat, please.

I don't want anyone thinking I'm a fan of Nirvana or knowing that I live with prostitutes. Both would be difficult to explain my way out of - and both are not 100% accurate. There are complications to every truth, right?

Enjoy your day!