Gee, Thanks For Your Time, Cats.

Oh, hi. I wasn't expecting you. Hope you're enjoying your day. Here's a photograph of me in a fit of love with Charlie Margarita Chaplin, my black Maine Coon cat.

Here's another snapshot of me in full rapture.

This is when she told me to stop being creepy and I think she's just kidding around.

Then she walked out of the room to do a crossword puzzle and I was left on my own.